Learn German with Rampie und Gritti

la_spice and I, in a fearsome combination of smuttiness, are responsible for today's phrase. Thanks spicey!

Ich gebe es zu. Ich habe nicht mit einer Swedischen Familie masturbiert.

I admit it. I didn't masturbate with a Swedish family.

Oh, and this is the first one I have translated without any mistakes for nittygritty to correct. Hurrah for me!

I may, or may not be referring to my weekend in Sweden with today's phrase.

Dein blutendes Gesicht ist so überwertet wie ein furzender Schwede.

Your bloody face is as overrated as a farting Swede.

Yes, thank god it's friday! Do i have to do this on the weekend as well? I hope not. I mean, i won't because i can't.

This one you could actually use (this weekend):

Aber versuchen Sie doch mal, dieser alten Frau an den Hintern zu fassen.

But try touching this old woman's bum.

Ok, i'll make this one short:

Finger in den Po - Mexiko!

Finger in your bum- Mexico!

With very sincere thanks to Grit for the wonderful translation, and to the amazing Brian O'Nolan, aka Flann O'Brien for writing it in the first place. (In The Best of Myles, if anyone cares. Everyone should, it's amazing.)

Vor einigen Wochen wurde ich unterbrochen, als ich gerade im Begriff war, der Öffentlichkeit die langerwartete Beschreibung meines Gesichtes mitzuteilen.

A few weeks ago I was interrupted when about to give the public my long-awaited description of my own face.

Gritti will be in charge for the next two days, as I am heading north.

Ready for another bout of German uselessness? Here goes.

Blumenkohl? Meinst du wirklich, dass sie sowas da reinstecken würde?

Cauliflower? Do you really think she'd be willing to put something like that in there?

Since Rampie feels a little "rampuniert" (damaged) today, it's my turn:

Und mein Herz weitete sich zu einem großen, saftigen Steak.

And my heart expanded into a big, juicy steak.

This sentence could only be useful in case you see a really sweet german baby.

Thanks to Nick's glorious mind for coming up with today's phrase.

Vielen Dank, das genügt. Und jetzt bitte etwas Sex für meine Freunde.

Thank you that will suffice, and now please some sex for my friends.

I have a feeling that the more suggestions I take from Nick, the more I'll be using this tag.

Thanks to Soy for today's snippet of delightful Deutsch.

Hat er sich nach links gebogen? Denn das ist meistens keine schlechte Sache.

Did it bend to the left? That's not always a bad thing, though.

Tommorrow Nick's hoping for some action.

As requested by Row.

Die Lemuren auf den Springstöcken waren toll aber nichts konnte den jonglierenden Bären mit Brille überbieten.

The lemurs on pogo sticks were great, but nothing surpassed the bespectacled juggling bear.

This will be tomorrow's phrase. Keep those requests coming!

As requested by Scoobydoofus, here's your phrase for today.

Eine Dame zu fragen wieviel eine halbe Uhr kostet, ist eine ziemlich gute Idee.

To ask a lady how much half a watch costs isn't such a bad idea.

We will respond to requests for particular phrases (once they pass the Rampie Randomness Test), or for particular themes.

Happy learning!

To kick off, here is your first phrase.

Du Sau, du hast die ganze Gans gegessen!

English:

You pig, you ate the whole goose!

Since a number of you kind folk will be making the trip to blog HQ over the coming months, and since the lovely Rowtheboat has asked me to teach her some German phrases, I, with the help of my ever-willing colleague nittygritty, will be posting a daily German phrase and English translation for your enjoyment and educational betterment.

Please note that these sentence will not be in any way helpful for daily life in German. No 'Wie komme ich am besten zur Bahnhof' here!

Thanks to Row, there will also be rewards for successfully learning phrases - if you manage to use any of the phrases in a logical way while here in Germany, you will win a beer from me. Failure to use any phrases, and you forfeit your underpants.

Oh, and for the record, I deliberately made the design of this blog as utterly obnoxious as possible.