I don't expect anyone to understand this, it's just german phrases badly translated into english and i find it very funny. 
Don't tell me one from the horse.
Stay where the pepper grows.
Quick let us scratch the curve.
Let some grass grow over it.
You can say you to me.
You are heavy on the woodway.
My lovely mr. singing-club.
You can't stand on one leg.
Morninghour has gold in the mouth.
Someone fries me a stork.
Looks like under Hempels furniture.
Put butter by the fishes.
Wood eye, be careful.
I show you were the frog has curls....
...whrere the goat has the honey!
I laugh me a branch.
I believe my pig is whistling!
Punctual like a bricklayer.
The yellow of the egg.
Everything has an end only the sausage has two.
Now can comes what wants.
Life is no ponyfarm.
Shortly it smacks, but no applause!
Can you dance? Then dance-off!
I think I spider. (hahahahahahaha)
This makes me fox-devils-wild.
There kicks me a horse.
There goes the dog crazy in the pan!
My english makes me so easy nobody after.
You show yourself from your Chocolate side.
Old Swede.
New brooms sweep well.
Take your legs in the hand and hit off!
I only understand trainstation.
That comes me spanish in front.
There runs you the water in the mouth together.
Lies have short legs.
Man, shit the wall on!
I wish u what.
He's babbling me a meatball on my ear.
Better arm on than arm off.
That pushes the bottom out of the barrel.
That is for mice milking.
Like you me, so i you.
Better garlic toes, than sausage finger.
Self is the man.
You hit the nail on the head!
After the game is before the game.
The monkey is delousing me.
I don't buy the cat in the sack.
Do you want to apple me?
He's waggling himself one of the palm.
The water is standing me until here.
Eleven friends must you be.
Play deep, win high.
She drips like a pea-gravel-truck.
I think i get kissed by an elk.
You are stupid like 3 yards of rural-track!
Alter, make the fly!
It gets eaten what comes on the table!
Now the clock strikes twelve !
Don´t go me on my sack.
That´s for hair brawling.
There you can wait til you get black.
Make high the skirt in the stick.
Heaven ass and sewing cotton.
Oh you green nine.
I break together.
An old man is no d-train.
He gets his fat away.
To chew somebody an ear.
Older I have thrown an eye on you.
Older, pull the line!
You have yes probably an egg hiking!
Piss the wand on.
